Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.