Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.