Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.