Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Solipsist Jokes More Solipsist Jokes

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.