Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Solipsist Jokes More Solipsist Jokes

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.