Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Docktor Jokes More Docktor Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

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My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"