Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock