Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir