Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks