Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.