What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums