Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What's another name for floor pie?

3

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Dinosore Jokes More Dinosore Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore