What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.