What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!