What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese