Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!