Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.