Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!