How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.