What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN