What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.