What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments