How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.