What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!