Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)