What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.