What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"