What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace