What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!