Don't look at me I'm changing!
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
The mirror
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
