Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.