Valve Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...