What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.