Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.