Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.