Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He got atomic ache.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
They meet up and crack each other up.
They'll always swallow
They can't swallow their pride.
Pokemon go always goes down on me
Red
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
He was blowing off Steam
He's good at making friends.
It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
RECALCULATING....*
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
Independence Day
A Yoghurt's got culture!
