What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.