Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.