Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.