What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.