What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.