What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you