What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.