Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)