Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.