Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!