Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"