What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.