What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.