What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"