How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.