How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh