How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.