What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!