What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!