A Sandy Hook survivor
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Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Cancer. ( )
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
His hand caught on fire.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
Game, *Set,* and match.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Elsa let it go!
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
Formaldehyde
