A Sandy Hook survivor
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Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
The lesser of two weevils.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because Peter denied him three times.
You had one job.
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
It was worth the whisk
Because she'll let it goooo
Leddit go
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Names
A Sandy Hook.
Sandy hook.
