Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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An Asthma attack.

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

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Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.