6-year-old: Because I always win.
Being able to walk.
Because it is part black.
Leave them to slug it out.
Miscarriage of Justice
asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Ow, mitosis!
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.