What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps