Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Low Case Letter Jokes More Low Case Letter Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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Bernie Sander Jokes More Bernie Sander Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...