Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Bernie Sander Jokes More Bernie Sander Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Low Case Letter Jokes More Low Case Letter Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.