Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!