Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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T and Qs.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow )

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What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.