Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Brown Chicken Brown Cow Jokes More Brown Chicken Brown Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

What are the two dirtiest farm animals?

Brown chicken brown cow!

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.