Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!