Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.