Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread