Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.