Fly Saucer Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Mussolini Jokes More Mussolini Jokes

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer?

A dictator ship.

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Breeder Jokes More Breeder Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.