Fly Saucer Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Mussolini Jokes More Mussolini Jokes

What was Mussolini's favourite dessert?

Tyranisu

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible