What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.