What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.