What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.