What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..