What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer