What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker