Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)