What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment